Cynicism isn't wisdom

"And the apples are as sweet

In the nosebleed seats."

Likes

This is metal as fuck

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

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poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

I feel like this is one of those jokes that this couple has been laughing about for decades, and everyone just now got it. 

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we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

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Trying to keep my punk credibility, but my mom won’t get off the phone with me.

Relationships sound neat, but I mostly just want to get hammered and watch Space Jam on week nights.

sickpage:

Rachel Baran
Dependency, 2014

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heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

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